Does No One Breakup Anymore?

So Christopher McCuin, a 24 year old man from Texas, decided to call to inform the police that he had killed his 21 year old girlfriend, Jana Shearer. When the police go there, they found a damn ear boiling on the stove and a chunk of the girl on a plate with a fork in it. He’s being charged with capital murder:

“We cannot prove that he did,” Smith County Sheriff J.B. Smith said Sunday. “He was either going to, had been or led us to think that he was doing it.”

I’m going to just stop right there. *SMH*

Another Dumb A$$ Jessica Alba Quote

“Contrary to how people may feel, I’ve never used my sexuality. That’s not part of it for me.”

 No, really….is this chick kidding?

Meet Amy Winehouse’s Ex

Hmm…interesting. Any thoughts?

The Mediocre vs. The Mediocre

Mariah has no right acting all divaish! The drama queen had this to say about soon-to-be mommy JLo.

 “I’d rather be on stage with a pig — a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain’t going to   happen.”

This is not the 90s, you are no longer hot! Take whatever help you can get, geez um!

Mary Does Vibe

The happy Mary is pretty boring, but hey, at least she looks good.

New York Ain’t Nobody’s 26

The Muppet we all love to hate, Tiffany “New York” Patterson was spotted out and about celebrating her “26th” birthday Saturday night without Tailor Made. Word has it the two have not been seen together since New Years Eve. She probably read about Flav and Tila’s new show deals and wanted in. Only time will tell, but in the mean time maybe all you attention whores guys better get your headshot game tight!

It’s Eva Longoria Bi*@%es!!!

Mrs. Tony Parker does the January issue of Glamour UK! Fantabulous indeed!

Cashmere Mafia, The New Sex and the City?

Yes, there are four women and it is set in New York City, but that’s where the comparisons end. These four women are younger, more down-to-earth, more in control, and confident. Unlike SATC, the women of Cashmere Mafia are bad b*%@hes who are not pretending they don’t need or want a man, the characters are real and endearing.

I especially love the part of the show where they did a shot of the sky passing the buildings playing the sped-up music of SATC just like the opening credits of the first season. It was cute and it payed homage instead of ignoring it’s similarities.

There is of course fierce clothing and impeccable shoes but the issues are different.  I was skeptical at first too but the show had me drawn in before the closing credits. Finally, a show that has all the taste of SATC without the after-show depression.

Another Shot at Love Chased With a Stallion

So everyones favorite Asian chick since Lucy Liu is coming back to VH1. A Shot at Love will be returning with 16 new boys and girls trying to win the opportunity to turn a hoe into a housewife. Come on boys and girls, you know the drill.

Tila says on her myspace page that Bobby, the winner so to speak, broke up with her because he couldn’t handle her “fame” and “lifestyle”, yet, on his page he said once the show wrapped she never called and no one involved would give him her number…big shocker in deed! Delicious from Flavor of Love claims that Flav never called her either (like she cares).

I don’t know if it’s in their contract to blow them off or what but the truth still remains, the foolishness will continue, and I will continue to watch. There will be one more Flavor of Love and another Shot at Love chased with a new one called That’s Amore! staring Tila favorite reject Domenico “The Italian Stallion” Nessi.

WTF Sister Patterson?!!

Sister Patterson, from I Love New York fame, claims to be a devout Christian woman. Lately, though, we’ve seen a different side of her. It seems that Mr.Sister Patterson may be just as, if not more slutatious than New York! Let’s examine the facts shall we?

•  This past season she told “Wolf” to put his d*%k where his mouth is and then proceed to go behind a curtain to prove it was as big as he said. FYI he chickened out but who could get it up with another man behind the curtain.
• Reports surfaced within the past few weeks that Joshua “White-boy” Gallander and Sister Patterson were indeed an item. They were seen gallivanting around Vegas together and later checking into the Palms Hotel together for some quality time.
• Last night on the reunion show, much to everyones disgust Sister Patterson proceeded to makeout with Jimmy, a.k.a. Champion.

Ok, that’s all I got for now but I’ll be following this issue closely!